Posted 26 minutes ago

fleurdelisee:

polygonal-lasso:

I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.

Posted 27 minutes ago

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

Posted 30 minutes ago
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h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

Posted 32 minutes ago

excluhsive:

When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

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Posted 33 minutes ago

mayakern:

seasonal fashion according to me

god i hate summer

Posted 35 minutes ago

blaggot:

I was driving behind london tipton earlier

Posted 36 minutes ago

An accurate representation of my social skills

Posted 36 minutes ago

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

(Source: pizzapoppunk)

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Posted 52 minutes ago

I mean, I could write slogans. How hard could it be, right?

(Source: whatatragedy)

Posted 6 hours ago
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earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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Posted 6 hours ago

dashiecrash:

One of the best transitions I’ve ever seen in a movie.